Valerie's thoughts on my iPhone!

So I was eating breakfast the other day while Valerie was reading the morning paper. Suddenly she says, "Oh this one is for you!" and proceeds to rip out Dilbert and hand it to me.

Sorry for the tiny font, but I can't find a way to enlarge it without it getting wacked. So, let me interpret:

Box 1: Dilbert - "I've fallin love with my phone."

Box 2: Dilbert - "It entertains me. It knows where I am. It responds to my touch. It never judges me."

Box 3: Therapist -"So, it's like a woman to you." Dilbert -"Way better! Are you even listening?"

"Guilty as charged" is my response!

:)